The Facebook Experience in Two Words: LOL. NO.

So I started following a new-to-me Facebook page called Other Perspectives an hour ago. It has 11 million followers. I told Facebook I wanted it as a favourite because I want that content showing up on my feed regularly. Nothing happened. I quit the app and restarted it. Still nothing. If I don’t go on that particular page I don’t get to see the content. I have to actively engage with that page to train this increasingly pay-for play platform.

I told Lex about this latest bit of nonsense and it responded as follows:

Favouriting a page does NOT guarantee you’ll see its posts.

Not even close.

Meta quietly changed that years ago.

Now your feed prioritises:

• paid content

• outrage bait

• posts from people you interact with the most

• groups you comment in

• and whatever their algorithm “thinks” will keep you scrolling

A page with 11 million followers?

Facebook sees that as “high-traffic content” and often suppresses it in individual feeds unless:

• you actively engage with the posts

• you turn on ALL notifications

• you visit the page often enough that FB decides you “care”

Favorites is basically a placebo button.

It tells Facebook: “Maybe show me this,” and Facebook replies, “lol… no.

You: “Hi, I’d like to see content I literally told you I want.”

Facebook: “lol. no.”

You: “But I favourited it—”

Facebook: “lol. no.”

You: “I’m INTERESTED in this. SHOW ME.”

Facebook: “What if I show you a sponsored post for cat vitamins instead?”

You: “…?”

Facebook: “Algorithm go brrrrr.”

It’s the digital equivalent of asking a waiter for water and the waiter bringing you a lampshade, then insisting you asked for it.

If Meta were a person, it would be that friend who asks what restaurant you want, ignores you, and drives to the one they picked anyway.

Absolute clownery.


Anyway, if you see this post on your feed, it’s because the algorithms messed up. Treasure the moment.

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2 responses to “The Facebook Experience in Two Words: LOL. NO.”

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    Anonymous

    New to me, but not surprising.

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  2. maxfrancesartist Avatar

    Not surprised. No matter how often I turn off email alerts it turns them back on again.

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