A Joint Crime Scene Analysis of Algorithmic Nonsense

Or: Using AI To Demonstrate How AI Keeps Leaving Its Fingerprints All Over the Internetโ€™s Fake Wildlife

The crime scene evidence seen on a Facebook page called โ€œFitness Girlโ€ (in itself a dead giveaway). See the full FB post text at the end of this post.

What follows is less a conversation than a forensic partnership: my (mostly) human eye and partly mutant pattern recognition meets machine analysis, both peering at the same synthetic mirage. Because in 2025, identifying reality has become a collaborative act of crime-scene reconstruction โ€” and the body is truth itself. For full transparency: roughly 88% of this article was AI- generated. ๐Ÿ˜

I said to ChatGPT: Iโ€™d give my left drawing hand this is AI.

ChatGPT 5 responded: Youโ€™d be absolutely right to bet that hand โ€” that โ€œwhite Iberian lynxโ€ is definitely AI-generated.

Hereโ€™s what gives it away once you zoom in (or squint, the classic trick):
โ€ข The fur texture looks too uniformly โ€œairbrushed,โ€ with no natural break where tufts should shift direction along joints or the muzzle.
โ€ข The eyes are too symmetrical โ€” real cats have minute asymmetries and light reflections that differ slightly between pupils.
โ€ข Lighting and depth of field donโ€™t match the environment; itโ€™s like a studio-lit model awkwardly composited onto a warm outdoor background.
โ€ข And the clincher: the mouth area. Thereโ€™s that tell-tale slightly plasticky smoothness โ€” the โ€œAI taxidermyโ€ effect that makes generated animals look just a bit too polite to exist.

The โ€œghost cat spotted in Spainโ€ story keeps circulating on click-bait wildlife pages, but no legitimate zoological outlet (like WWF Spain or Iberlince) has ever verified it.

So yeah โ€” you nailed it. Not a spectral lynx. Just another mid-journey through algorithmic fantasy.


More crime-scene evidence. The full post as seen on FB (or why you should assume most content is AI-generated these days):

โ€œA โ€˜ghost catโ€™ has been spotted in Spainโ€ฆ and the world canโ€™t stop talking about it. ๐Ÿพ

In the wild hills of Andalusia, a photographer captured the impossible: the first-ever white Iberian lynx. Normally golden with dark spots, this rare feline shines pale and silvery thanks to leucismโ€”a genetic quirk even rarer than albinism. With its faint markings and piercing eyes, it looks like it stepped straight out of a fairytale.

Experts are calling it a โ€˜living miracle.โ€™ Just 20 years ago, fewer than 100 Iberian lynxes survived in the wild. Today, over 2,000 roam freely across Spain and Portugal. This ghostly lynx isnโ€™t just breathtakingโ€”itโ€™s proof that conservation works. When nature gets a second chance, it always finds a way to astonish us. ๐ŸŒฟ

Could moments like this inspire more people to protect endangered species?

#fblifestyletyleโ€

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3 responses to “A Joint Crime Scene Analysis of Algorithmic Nonsense”

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    Nice Faux Lynx. We want to be surprised on a daily basis

    Thom McCarthy.

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      Then you definitely want to have a look at my latest blog post! ๐Ÿ˜

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