Internet:

So you hate plants now?

Wow, must be nice to live somewhere without erosion 🙄

Tell that to people displaced by landslides.

Some rocks are sacred. Educate yourself.

Typical geology privilege.

What about the rocks still in the ground??

Minerals aren’t accessories.

Funny how you say “rocks” but ignore meteors.

This is why the planet is dying.

Optional escalation round:

“I like smooth rocks.”

Internet:

Oh so jagged rocks aren’t good enough for you??