Regarding My Grandiose Statements…

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“Ms. Shamir makes many grandiose statements, such as being a ‘professional-level artist’.”

— Psychiatric report by Doctor E.Z., October 15, 2025

“Young Mr. Abercrombie” (Graphite, approx. 11×17”, ~130 hours)

“Makes many grandiose statements, such as being ‘professional level artist’ is an actual quote from a psychiatric report produced yesterday by a shrink I showed the above and following drawings to:

“My Father” (Graphite, approx. 8×12”, ~60 hours,  intentionally left unfinished)

I mean… that would be because I AM a professional-level artist.

I only just redesigned two national magazines (Châtelaine and Elle Québec).

As Executive Art Director at Châtelaine, I didn’t just “train as a graphic designer” — I was hiring and supervising graphic designers.

In that role, I was also hiring international photographers and illustrators, coordinating and directing cover shoots and editorials.

I have produced 150-hour hand-drawn graphite portraits with surgical precision.

“Jonathan Strange” (Graphite and Charcoal, approx. 11×17”, ~140 hours)

And this… is what psychiatry calls “grandiosity.”

What are you talking about, Jan?
Are you sure you don’t need your own head checked?

If I mumbled about having no talent and agreed to take sedatives, I’d be considered “improving.”

Because in Canadian psychiatry, you’re only healthy when you’re silent, sedated, and self-effacing.

This is what psychiatric “care” looks like when competence itself is treated as a threat.

Someone please make it stop.

“Woman with Headscarf” (Graphite, approx. 11×17”, ~150 hours)

Let me know what you think!