A Poem by Ilana Shamir

I came up with this in about 20 minutes sometime between 2016 and 2018, I believe. Have spent ZERO ENERGY updating it, because that’s what that asshole gets from me. The fact I read about him in Vanity Fair in 1983 and knew instantly he was one of the Devil’s minions aka a Black Hole on legs— sucking the life force out of everything and then had to watch in horror as he was positioned for tbe presidency with that Apprentice piece of shit propaganda machine… and had NOBODY TO TALK TO AND NO WAY TO STOP WHAT I KNEW WHAT WAS BEING PREPARED… should tell you why it is I am now more than happy to pull up this incantation on that disgusting excuse for a leader of the so-called free world.

I could not for the life of me understand why such a clearly unhealthy individual was still alive at all at his age, until the algorithm on Facebook showed me yesterday what they’ve been doing with extracted molars… and since I’ve been used for scientific research like a lab rat or chimp, it’s no great stretch of the imagination to say that those very same fascists who’ve claimed “Jews drink the blood of children” and inverted all the stories and signs would not hesitate to somehow feed themselves on whatever has kept me alive through impossible things. Joke being: those who’ve “fed” on me (figuratively) will find themselves taken down by malignant forms of cancer that will take them down from inside.

I’m a Trojan Horse, MOTHERFUXKERS.

Believe it.

Or better yet,

don’t. 😈

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PART ONE

Rump the Tump

Trump the Runt

Fuckface von Twitter

Nihilistic Disptick

Fishfarts He Thunders

Dumbass von Cockbitch

Trumpty Dumpty Doo Dad 

(—had to grab them all)

Great Orange Ball of Fury

The Führer, Oh Mein Führer

Fiddlewicks and Fucksticks

Gimme that Grabme

Gimp in a Kilt

Father & Daughter 

(—oh so scary!)

Barfinkle Twiddlewee

Don the Big Con 

Drump the Dump

Dunk the Trunk

Taser the Shitter

Shitface von Fuckstein

Orange Toasted Ball of Flegm

Dip the Stick and Hit Her

Highflying Barf-Cicle

Thundering Crotch Brain

Trump the Tump Tump

Inflated Testicle Sack

Lying Twitter Bitch Whore

Bannon’s Fucktoy

Bend Over and Tank It

Sweltering Monkey Doo

Doodle Dumb Doodle Dee,

Thumb the Dump,

Thin-Skinned Dinosaur,

Fickle Fickle Nancy Boy.

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PART TWO

Freewheeling Jizzball

Whiner In Chief

Fat Lordly Toad

Toadie to Money

Slapstick Tragedy

Horror in Orange

Poke-Him-in-the-Nose

Highfalutin’ Fartface

Tinker My Dinker

Dimwit the Shitfit

Donaval the Carnival

Doomsday Dee Doo Da

Dank Tincture of Death

Doreley the Floreley

Emoluments I Do

Sign the Dotted Line

Keeper of Dark Promises

Thunderous Moron

Raging Rotten Funk

How Low Can You Go

Took a Roll With a Troll

(—what his parents did)

Turkeyshit for Brains

Top of the Twitts

Shitter von Finkle

Finnicky Twerp

Twisted Sister Mein Hitler

Dorrigan the Void

Fuzz the Buzz

Donigal, oh Donigal 

Special Needs POTUS,

Soldier of Beelzebub,

Halitosis On Legs,

Climb Up Your Tower and Jump.

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Additions:
Chaser of Scorn
Porns on the Phone