Behold the Field: An Email to the Maternal Unit

Subject: Behold the Field… 😘

Dear Mother,

You’ve done me a great favour.

Never say that I was ungrateful—after all, you handed me the keys to my own liberation from your psychological oppression.

And you certainly can never say I didn’t give back as good as I got.

All’s fair in love and war. 🥰

Yours—because you made me in your image, whether you like it or not.

PS: Lest you think I’m hiding my tactics in passive-aggressive nonsense the way you and your Catholic family do: https://totallysurreal.com/2025/02/11/behold-the-field/

PPS: Don’t even think about weaponizing the system by trying to send the police to drag me into a psychiatric evaluation like you did last time. I’ve taken my precautions. I know firsthand about narcissistic rage after all. 😑

#LastFckGiven

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