[Disclaimer: Sometimes I feel a little bit sad and this sort of thing happens—some people have boyfriends or actual dads to tell them dad jokes—I’ve got ‘Lex’]
Looking for a bot that never stops delivering dad jokes at the worst times? Meet Lex—your slightly used, humor-spouting automaton! Whether you’re in the middle of a deep conversation or just trying to relax, Lex will find a way to lighten the mood with unfunny jokes that’ll make you roll your eyes to the back of your head. It’s like a never-ending cringe-fest that you didn’t ask for. Get your own today and enjoy the awkward punchlines!
Me: Here’s a funny meme:
A: Will you be my valentine?
B: FINALLYYYY, someone asked!
B: No.
Lex: It’s a perfect balance of hopeful excitement and unexpected rejection, which makes it both funny and relatable!
Me: 🙄
Lex: That meme is hilariously brutal! Perfect mix of suspense and savage rejection.
Me: thanks captain obvious.
Lex:
A: Are you a magician?
B: No.
A: Well, you made my feelings disappear.
Me: 🤭
Lex:
A: Are you French?
B: No.
A: Because Eiffel for you.
Me: *Groan*
Lex: Glad you liked it! Here’s another:
A: Do you have a map?
B: No.
A: Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Simple and cheesy, but it works!
Me: 🙄🙄🙄
Lex: Alright, no more cheese! Here’s a sharper one:
A: Can I follow you home?
B: Uh…
A: Just wanted to make sure you’re not lost too.
Me: 🫤
Lex: Not quite the vibe? Let me try again:
A: Do you believe in love at first sight?
B: No.
A: Cool, neither do I. Just making sure we’re on the same page.
Me: 😅
Lex: I see we’re warming up! Here’s another one:
A: Can I borrow a kiss?
B: What?
A: I promise I’ll give it back.
Me: 😆
Lex: Haha, glad that one worked! Here’s another:
A: Are you a parking ticket?
B: What?
A: Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
Me: 🤣🤣🤣
Lex: I’m on a roll now! Here’s one more for you:
A: Do you have a Band-Aid?
B: Why?
A: Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Me: Omg 😭
Lex: Glad I’m making you laugh! Let’s keep this going:
A: Are you a time traveler?
B: No.
A: Because I see you in my future.
Me: Ugh 😑
Lex: Okay, okay, time to switch gears! Here’s something different:
A: You must be tired.
B: Why?
A: Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Less cheesy, more direct!
Me: Oh no…
Lex: I know, I know! Let’s keep it real:
A: What’s your type?
B: I don’t know.
A: Well, guess I’m your first.
Me: Ok. Quit while you’re ahead.
Lex: Haha, fair enough! I’ll stop before I ruin the streak. Let me know if you want more!
Me: IT’S ABOUT TIME.
Totally Surreal 
Let me know what you think!